Insatiable - Meg Cabot

Meg Cabot books have always had a special place on my bookshelf. I've been reading her since I discovered her Mediator series when I was around 13 or 14, and I've pretty much bought every one of her books after that simply because they were written by her. The thing I like most about Meg Cabot books is her style of writing - they're always very stream-of-conciousness and go off on tangents sometimes, which a lot of writers since her have tried to emulate. Insatiable is no exception to this, though it's written for adults instead of her usual teen audience.

Sick of vampires? Lots of people seem to be these days. Franchises like Twilight and True Blood have taken vampires and shoved them down everyone's throats in the past few years... yet vampire still SELLS. Meena Harper (get it? Meena? Like Mina in Dracula?) works for a soap opera as a dialogue writer, and is waiting for a well-deserved promotion. Unfortunately for Meena, she doesn't get the promotion - and she hates teh woman who does. The network and sponsor decide to take the soap opera in a different direction at the same time, and since vampires are what sells (and Lust, another soap opera, already features them and is killing in the ratings) their show will just have to add vampires into the mix as well. A vampire is very quickly cast and Meena is ordered to start writing vampire dialogue.

Of course, she isn't very happy by this. But Meena's life is about to get a little more complicated, too. Her nosy, annoying neighbor invites Meena and her brother Jon (get it? Jon? Like Jon in Dracula?) over for a party to meet her husband's cousin, a supposed Prince from Romania. Meena and the Prince hit it off... but he's hiding a pretty important secret about who he really is.

Oh, and that isn't all. There's been a lot of murders lately, where young girls have been drained of all their blood. This has attracted the attention of the Palatine, a secret military group fighting for the Vatican... to vanquish evil. Vampires. The Palatine have sent hunters to find and exterminate whatever is causing these murders. Which happen to be in New York City, the same place that Meena lives.

Did I mention that Meena has a special power that lets her see how people will die?

Yes, the plot is a bit far-fetched, but I don't expect anything less from Meg Cabot. She's created an intriguing story where characters have faults and vampires aren't beautiful, sparkling creatures. The story itself begins as a sort of a parody of the genre, and points out many of the faults of the whole vampire craze.

The characters, as usual, were some of my favourite parts of this book. Meena is headstrong and resists the typical damsel in distress stereotype. She can handle herself well enough (though she does need saving on occasion) and has a bit of a hero complex. Lucien (the prince) shares this hero complex and, while he can be nice sometimes, is also a bit controlling and seductive. Alaric, the hunter sent from the Palpatine, is... well... an ass. He's ridiculous and rude but one of the best written characters.

Overall, a great book that's a fast read. It's laugh-out-loud funny, and everything Meg Cabot is known for. Highly recommended.

SCORE: 9/10
IF YOU LIKE: Overbite (Meg Cabot), Sookie Stackhouse series (Charlaine Harris)